Singing Time

First of all, a hearty congratulations are mos-def in order to Quinn and LLL for the birth of their very first baby, Emma Mary Lavender! She was born on November 23 at such-and-such time in the evening. She was 8 pounds many ounces and apparently has adorable, yet cumbersome, jowls. It was, in fact, hypothesized by Quinn himself that her jowls may be the cause of her delivery delays! Well, I don't know much about that, but I do know that jowls can be adorable. You know who has big jowls? Elder Holland. Having personally witnessed him speak in my mission, when he gets riled up those jowls start a flying. Nothing but the utmost respect for the man, though. He's actually one of my most favorite apostles. He gave us perhaps the most life-impacting talk when he came to Seoul. He also stopped midsentance and yelled at an Elder to get rid of his gum. I later lived with that Elder. He was scarred forever!

Oh, anywho, congrats Quinn and Laura-Lee. We're looking forward to pictures of the new addition.

I thought I would complete this entry with some goooooood video of Ethan. I took this with our camera so the quality is not where I'd personally like it to be and its a little choppy, but it does the job that's for sure. Ethan has been learning so quickly lately, but when he gets excited it is hard for him to concentrate. He's always trying to outdo himself too (and I have nothing to do with that, despite what you hear in the video). Well, let's let the movie do the talking, eh?Enjoy!

Don't mind the underwear. He hates wearing clothes even when it is freezing inside! It sure has been cold up here lately, but that's a blog for a different day!

Fall Leaves

I.... looked out the window and what did I see?...

Our lawn was actually covered in a veritable sea of yellow, red and brown leaves. What could we do but go out there and have some fun?

This is Ethan playing the part of the Grim Reaper with his scythe. That stick came in handy, though, since we didn't have a rake to gather the leaves.

Not much more to say about that... enjoy the pictures.

Eight trillion leaves on the ground and he has to pull off more. It's like living with a two year old!


Joshy, our taste expert, told us that the leaves weren't quite ripe yet. But they were finger lickin' good.




The coverage seen here is actually nothing compared to a few days after these pics were taken. We had a rainstorm and it knocked nearly every leaf off the tree. It was an ocean of leaves. You could see no green.

My ubber-sexy wife with my little Joshy.

Artsy-Fartsy, no?

Fall is pretty much over now. It's cold and the leaves are all gone.

Linus?

Our little Linus!

Lately Joshy has gotten quite attached to a hand towel. So much so, that he likes to carry it around with him just like Linus from Peanuts. It makes us laugh.
Just thought I'd share some photo's of him hamming it up!
Here he is with his hand-towel, in true Linus form!
Bye Linus!!!

Midterms, already?

Well, it's already midterms and I haven't done my traditional list of classes with commentary. Where does the time go?


First of all I'm in 8/9 quarter, otherwise known as Split II. For those unaware, we are allowed to take 8th and 9th quarter and split them into three quarters. I'm smack in the middle of that right now. I have Mondays off, and half days on Fridays! Lovin' it! So... here is a list of my classes I'm currently taking:


Gastrointestinal - Essentially, it's a survey of the disorders/diseases/discomforts that can go on in the GI tract. There's been a lot of talk about poop so far. Who'd-a-thunk your poop could tell you so much about your health! Well, it can if you'll just listen. Anyhoo, we've covered the esophagus and the stomach. Ulcers are not your friend. Aspirin is not your friend, either... unless you are experiencing a heart attack.

Bone Path II - Well, if you'll recall (and I'm sure you will) Bone Pathology I was geared toward recognizing anatomical anomolies, fractures, and other bone injuries on x-ray. Bone Path II is tumors and infections of bone. Holy cow. There are nearly 16 thousand tumors that it could be, they all look exactly the same and they all sound the same! Osteoblastoma, Chondroblastoma, Chondrosarcoma, Osteosarcoma, Endochondroma, Chordoma, Osteoid Osteoma, etc., etc. Ergh! It gets very frustrating. We've just started infections (after having gone through many tumors) and they all look/sound the same too! There are tons of tumors specific to bone itself (the above named for starters) and then there is the possibility of the tumor being a metastasis from another primary tumor (kidney, lung, prostate, thyroid, etc.)! It's a big mix of tumor soup!

Radiographic Technology II - Well, last term we learned how to actually take the x-ray. This term we're learning how to position patients and the standard series'. Fairly boring, but essential none-the-less. Our teacher is a 60-something year old who plays in a Jazz band and talks just like Rocky Balboa. "Yo, you gotta use the bucky, you know. If you don't use the bucky, you know, you get a lot of the scatter radiation... and... you don't want scatter radiation, you know. So I'm sayin'... use the bucky." He keeps it interesting sometimes.

Clinical Nutrition - My last nutrition class was... four terms ago (one calender year!). Then, we learned about the physiologic needs of the body and how the actual different nutrients/vitamins/minerals contributed to fulfilling those needs. This quarter, we're looking at nutrition from a therapeutic aspect. I.e.: treating different diseases/symptoms using natural herbs and things. It's pretty interesting stuff and certainly practical for me as I plan on doing quite a bit of nutritional councelling in my practice, but... gosh... the instructor is so doggone boring!

NMS IV (Clinical Neurology) - I thought I was done with the NMS series, but I was wrong. We hadn't yet fully covered the 'N' in NMS. Perhaps I've gone into the wrong field, cause I just get a kick out of Neurology. I find it completely facinating that what appear to be vague symptoms (for example: trouble enunciating 'b' or 'p', blind spots, numbness on my left thumb, or shuffling feet vs. slapping feet, for example) can lead a clinician to a very precise lesion of the nervous system. It is such an intricately organized... machine. It is fun for me to see those neurological pathways coordinate with the symptoms. You'd think I'd be doing better with how much I like it. Well, again, the instructor is quite lack-luster. It's a shame, really. So, how does this course differ from the two neuro courses I've already had? Wonderful question, thank you for asking. The other two were geared toward the anatomy and physiology of the nervous system. Now we're taking all that knowledge (which was over a year ago) and correlating it to different diseases with their presentations, signs, symptoms and progression. We've talked about certain dementias, different strokes, concussions, bleeding in the brain (hematomas), seizures and the like. Cool stuff (to study, not live through)! We'll see videos of people who have suffered some of these things and it's almost harder to watch than seeing someone with crippling back pain. Why is that I wonder? It's easier to deal with someone in extreme pain when they can speak to you coherently and comprehend what you tell them, someone who can scream and cry with pain. Someone who can rejoice with feeling better and actually see a positive progression of their condition. With people who have had damage to their nervous system via any one of the above mentioned mechanisms, they can seemingly become so detached. Like I said, it's almost overwhelming just watching a video with them. I don't know, maybe it's better I didn't try to get into that field. Maybe dealing with it to the very limited level that I will be dealing with it is just enough for me. We'll see. I'll keep you posted. Check back in 10 years or so.

Adjustive Tech. VII - Pretty much a review of adjustments with some pointers and helpful hints thrown in. The lecture has actually been geared towards a business aspect, which I've appreciated since the only real business class we've had so far was pretty much a joke.

Sports Medicine - This is actually an elective class. An expensive one at that! It actually kind of prepares us for being sport team physicians. Upon completion of two terms of classes (I'm in the first term) we can go and treat atheletes at certain WSCC sponsored events. What sort of events, you may be wondering? Well, how about the Portland Marathon, for one. There's a beach volleyball tournement that we do. Tons of other races. Mixed martial arts competitions, tough-man contests, and a couple of small, lesser known events like the Dew Action Sports Tour and the X-Games. Yeah, how cool would it be to treat Shaun White for a sprained ankle. "So, Intern Green, am I going to be able to finish the competition and kick everyone elses butt," he'll question imposingly. Gulp, "yes sir, Mr. White, sir, just let me finish taping your ankle so it doesn't end up breaking if you were to attempt your slammin' 1080 axle grind with split legged twist and a goofy return." Gulp.

That's about it, I suppose. Hope you enjoyed. If not, then I'm surprised you actually read the whole thing. That just looks worse for you than it does for me.

Primary Halloween Party & Pumpkins

Primary Halloween Party

So when we went to the store to get Ethan a Halloween costume this year I thought he would pick something out really quick and we would be in and out. Ohhh how wrong was I. I think he was a little overwhelmed and at awe of Halloween. So of course Buzz was one of the first ones I showed him, but I got told "NO". He said he wanted to be a banana, which, if he really wanted to be that, I would have let him, but he really was not into anything. So finally after what felt like an hour and was probably only half an hour I told him if he did not pick some thing out I would do it for him and at that point he clung to Buzz and would not let it go. We did have to bribe him at the party to put it on though. Will told him he could not have any candy if he did not put it on.

Joshua got stuck with Ethan's last years costume but I think it is adorable so that is allright.

Ethan's wings kept sagging more and more as the night went on. Poor Buzz had a slow leak. They were not, as he professed in the movie, "a Pteryllium Alloy."

Too infinity and beyond!

Ethan got tired of actually throwing the bean bags through the holes (which he actually did quite well) so the last one he just pushed through. He has a really good arm. We will be putting him in Tee ball as soon as he is old enough.

Look at Joshua's ears they make me laugh.

He licked half the frosting off and then said he was done. Too cute!


Joshua doing pumpkin bowling.

Trick or Treat! Several people (including us) set up doors in the church for trick-or-treating.
Joshua looks to me like he needs some candy to perk up a bit.

Pumpkins

Ethan with his first carved pumpkin. Will helped him.

Joshua and Ethan with their pumpkins.

Me and my pumpkin.

Will did really well with his self portrait don't you think?

Mom and Dad's Visit

Grandma and Grandpa Green

Mom and Dad came up in September for Joshua's first Birthday. The drive is simple enough and there's not much canyon, but it is still a twelve hour drive and I think Mom barely made it. They stayed for five wonderful days. Well... wonderful for Challene and I because we were able to go out on several dates while they were here! We so miss obligatory tending! It was nice to have them here, too. Anyone is welcome to visit us up here anytime they want. Especially as the prospect of our being able to travel down to Utah for Christmas is looking quite grim (money is extra tight this quarter for some reason). As with any and all guests in our house, their room and board was paid by their allowing me to do spinal assessments on them. That's the price of admission.

I always thought that Challene was a difficult patient. Well, compared to Dad Challene is a lovely walk in the park. He is the most difficult person I have ever had (tried) to adjust. The man can't relax. Though, after some coaxing and some chiropractic tricks, I was able to adjust what I wanted.

Here's me assessing Dad's leg length to see how contributatory an inequality would be to his back pain and scoliosis. The difference was staggering (note: Dad, as you are technically not my patient I am not breaking any HIPPA requirements by disclosing your rather staggering leg length inequality)

And here I am feebly attempting to work out some kinks in Dad's neck.

Everytime I work on someone Ethan thinks he has to work on them too. He worked on Grandpa and Grandma after I finished. Then he wanted to work on me. Here he is assessing my leg length. Fortunately for me he didn't find anything!

He must know something I don't know because we haven't learned this move yet. By the way, if you haven't noticed the finding nemo underpants (tee hee), Ethan is potty training. It has been going very well so far. He loves going potty (mostly for the treats no doubt) and he loves his underpants (tee hee).

Saving the neck for last... that's my boy!

As I said, Mom and Dad were up here for Joshua's birthday. I think Grandpa enjoyed the gifts just as much as Joshua did! The kids sure enjoyed playing with him. Ethan still talks about Grandpa all the time! "What's Grandpa doing?" "Where's Grandpa?" or sometimes he'll pull a combo, "What's Grandpa doing in Utah?" At any rate, he can't get enough of Grandpa!

One request Mom had for their visit was for us to make it to the ocean. It was late September and everytime we've gone at that time of year it has been freezing cold. Particularly on the beach where the winds kick up... *shudder* its just plain cold! So we all packed our heavy coats, gloves, and hats and headed on up there. After a rather interesting ride (up to and including construction zones, emergency potty breaks, a choking scare, and a whole lotta throw up) we made it there. First things first, we needed to eat. We finally found a little park place where we could picnick at, though we were off on a little outer corner of it I think. It smelled like dog/cat poop. Well, we ate and had fun feeding the greedy greedy seagulls and then headed toward the beach. We went to Cannon beach, perhaps the most famous of beaches in Oregon. We bundled up in our warm gear and walked out. Lo and behold, it was warmer on the beach itself than it was on the regular streets. This soon became rather annoying so we shed the coats and I ran them back to the car! It was a beautiful day. A little overcast, but beautiful none the less. Don't believe me? See for yourself.

A little lighthouse in the distance. If you look closely, you can see Nora singing to the little orphan Pete... "I'll be your candle on the waaaaaterrrrrr! My love for you will always beeeeeee." Meanwhile, Elliot had run into some trouble with the Gogan's in his cave! Run, Elliot! Run!!!

A little rock family.

Haystack rock. Perhaps the most famous beach rock in all of Oregon. Why? Well, look at it! Legend has is that when the tide is down you can walk right out and climb on the rock. Unfortunately, I've never been there at low-tide.

Mom "just had to" take off her shoes and feel the water so that she can now officially claim that she's been in the Pacific Ocean.

Ahhh... C'est L'amoure.

They stayed down there a long time. Mostly they were talking to some lady and kept pointing out into the vast nothingness that is the ocean. When they returned they told us that the lady was telling them that there were some whales breaching a ways back. It was magnificent! We got more whale action then than we got when we went whale watching! It was hard to get a decent picture, but look below.

Hmmm... worse than I thought. That dark spot just off center of the picture is the tail of the whale as he went back into the water. They did this nearly the whole time we were there. It was really cool. Just out of camera range, though.
Just a nice shot from the beach. We got some blue skies while we were there.

The kids had an absolute ball. They played and played. We walked quite a long ways down the beach and the entire time, Ethan insisted on dragging a string of seaweed behind him as if a pet on a leash. It was quite adorable if I may be so bold.



That's me and boys in this one.
Me and my boys.

Grandma and Granpa walking Joshua. He was just getting the knack (nack?) of walking while they were here. Now, we can't stop him!

The group. And some lady with a stroller.

Well, I suppose that's about all there is to report. We had fun while they were here, and I hope they had fun too. I think this last photo sums up how we all felt after everything was said and done.

As I mentioned, anyone and everyone is welcome to come up. We have a third bedroom compete with internet access and separate climate control. Not to mention your own complimentary continental breakfast included in each nights stay. So come on down to Hotel Green... you'll be glad you did!